I Used to be Smart... I think

Today, Short Person argued with me about the fruit of the spirit, self-control. She wanted some chocolate cake, despite not having finished her mac and cheese. When I said that if she was still hungry enough to each chocolate cake, then she should finish her mac and cheese. She said that if she was full and ate chocolate cake it was not practicing self-control and she needed to eat the chocolate cake while she was still hungry.

I had nothing. *sigh* I am so fighting a losing battle of wits here.