Mel and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day!

(For this particular blog a day = 24 hours.)

Mel went grocery shopping and when she got home realized that she had left one bag at the checkout station and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
While putting away the groceries she felt dizzy and had an upset tummy and sore throat and knew that her husband had given her his cold and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Then, also while putting away the groceries, her husband told her that he found a letter written to her by a friend 15 YEARS AGO that played with the idea that she may have had multiple partners way back when and then didn't believe her when she tried to explain that it was a joke, and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

When all the groceries were put away, she logged on to her message center to find a note from a friend that seemed to suggest that she had "scared" him a little with how flamboyant she is and Mel knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Mel tried to go to bed at midnight only to find a dog made yucky blanket in her spot and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Then she had to sleep on the couch where her 3-year old daughter came and slept on top of her so that she could not move all night and didn't get any good sleep and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

When she got up to get the kids ready and out the door she found that one of them had completely soaked herself through the night and needed to be changed because she was covered in peepee and Mel knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Then, once the kids were safely in the car and she came back inside to put the diaper wipes and baby powder away she picked them up and realized that the outside of the containers were wet and that it was because the dog peed on them and she knew it was going to be a TERRIBLE, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Then when she tried to take pictures of some things she was going to put on Ebay before work, her camera batteries expired three times until she finally found two that would work and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day!

She went to download them onto the computer and it took 30 minutes to start, restart, and open all the pages and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

When she got out of the shower she realized that the only pair of pants left clean to wear was the one with the button missing that made her tummy look like Mrs. Clause's and she knew it was going to be a terrible, HORRIBLE, no good, very bad day.

Because of the aforementioned she was running very late, which meant no coffee from her favorite coffee place and she knew that this meant that it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, VERY BAD DAY!!!

The very second she walked though the office door she was bombarded with stupid questions and she knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY!!!!!!!

Then, when lunch finally rolled around and she went to go get her groceries back (since they found them, thank goodness!) she purchased a CD visor for her car... and spent 10 minutes in the parking lot trying to figure out how to install it... and another 5 minutes while they made her lunchtime coffee... until she GAVE UP and she knew it was going to be a terrible, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When she finally made it back to work she was completely sick, frustrated with her car, unable to concentrate, sick to her stomach, and she knew... IT WAS A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!